Request to jack someone up

Nation ID: 563453
Nation Name: Deep Ellum Syndicate
Nation Ruler: Nathan Halcyon
Nation Strength: 4K
Economic Status [Tech buyer or tech seller]: Seller

Who were you recruited by: No one. Observation of the current war, research.
Have you applied in-game?: Yes, as of now.
Previous alliances and positions: Fifth Column Confederation (Director, 2006), IRON (Bored Cadet, 2014)
Have you recently attacked a nation, spied on a nation, stolen aid from a nation, or generally done anything to piss someone off in CN?:

Recently concluded the last of four simultaneous wars; one defensive, and three aggressive against raiders who attacked IRON nations. All defeated despite negligible coordination and combat assistance, and all reduced to less than 10 Inf. Gained over 40 tech in those four scuffles. Also, am involved in a tech trade arrangement which has yet to conclude. IRON may be annoyed with me, I don't know. Resigned 24 hours ago, in humorous fashion (as far as I'm concerned) after spending too many nights wasting my time for no reason after their warning of imminent war, which still hasn't happened. Boring.

Not recent, but in 2006, after becoming director and learning how pointless it was to have earned the position in that alliance after much hard work and dedication, I deployed several nukes against director emeritus Rich333's nation, the Terran Commonwealth. I did it because he was insufferable prick (on our forums and the CN forums), which made it easy to conclude the only reasonable option was nuclear exchange when he wouldn't unofficially step down from his seat.  You might want to know that, I reckon.

I've set DEFCON1 and maximized my forces. Ready to deploy and jack someone up. Just give me something to shoot at, huh? I'm fuckin' bored.

This just might be one of the most awesome applications I have seen. We'll get you masked shortly after we complete a discussion about letting you in.

Didn't I say I was bored?

Fucking bore. I'm going to pick an Invicta target.

There's another mark against me. Loose cannon.

What are you, a throw away alliance? lol Right, I'm going to store my testicular prowess for tonight and finally blitz ninthlady into anarchy, and another couple of victims of my choice. I'm thinking IRON. They sure need it. Especially those bastards who cancelled their trades.

I had such high hopes.

Nathan Halcyon wrote:What are you, a throw away alliance? lol Right, I'm going to store my testicular prowess for tonight and finally blitz ninthlady into anarchy, and another couple of victims of my choice. I'm thinking IRON. They sure need it. Especially those bastards who cancelled their trades.

I had such high hopes.

They cancelled trades on you?

You, sir, are an almond bar.

So the NpO wants a piece, too. I'm still standing, previously non-existent war chest growing!

It's hard to fight all these people when you've been in a constant state of war for 32 out of your 35 days. Sure is fun though!

For the few minutes you get to spend on it a day, anyhow.